I'm getting too old for this shit
  1. Low key
    "I'm low key excited about the interest rate drop but I'll never be able to afford a house in this market anyway"
  2. AF
    "Ugh only two drinks and I'm hungover as fuck... I mean A F"
  3. Sounds fake but ok
    Female colleague: "I asked for a pay rise and they gave it to me! Now I earn the same as my male counterpart!" Me: "Sounds fake but ok"
  4. Can't even
    Me to my small child who wakes me for the 4th night in a row at 3am: "Go away! I can't even with you."
  5. Woke
    "She lived the way she died. Bright eyes and aware. Now she will be forever woke. Even if she looks like she's sleeping."