Levels of fame that I want

In homage to Mindy Kaling and my own penchant for daydreaming about the future as a method of procrastination
  1. Being invited to give a TED talk.
  2. Taking a selfie with Lin-Manuel Miranda after Hamilton.
  3. The assurance that people will read my memoir.
  4. People getting scary excited when I comment on their Instagram photos.
  5. Beyoncé knowing my name. She doesn't have to think I'm cool, just know my name.
  6. I would say Carpool Karaoke because James Corden seems like so much fun, but that would require me being able to sing.
  7. Anything that would mean I don't have to keep filling out all these job applications.