Things I'd Rather Be Doing Than Sitting at the Atlanta Airport

  1. Talk about zodiac signs with a stranger
  2. Dispute credit card charges over the phone
  3. Eat a partially frozen microwave dinner
  4. Listen to my family members discuss their stance on Planned Parenthood
  5. Watch Golf on ESPN Classic
  6. Eat old saltwater taffy
  7. Clean out the fish tank filters at work
  8. Watch an episode of that new John Stamos show about being a hip grandpa