A VERY IMPORTANT QUESTION, AS YET UNANSWERED
- •Was I really the only person in school who found it noteworthy that one of our classmates was named JASMINE RICE?
- •You guys! JASMINE RICE.
- •Nobody even blinked, though. Maybe you didn't know?
- •I bet if her name was Boil-In-Bag, things would have been different.
- •That's all.