A VERY IMPORTANT QUESTION, AS YET UNANSWERED

  1. Was I really the only person in school who found it noteworthy that one of our classmates was named JASMINE RICE?
  2. You guys! JASMINE RICE.
  3. Nobody even blinked, though. Maybe you didn't know?
  4. I bet if her name was Boil-In-Bag, things would have been different.
  5. That's all.