Inspired by @stevecady
  1. This dress with this hair.
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    Depending on where I am in the world, I call this look "Eleven Alive" or "Six On Your Side" because both times I've worn it I've been mistaken for a news anchorwoman.
  2. These weird boots.
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    Why am I wearing them with men's camo joggers? Why am I wearing them at all?
  3. This shirt.
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    No part of me is a wolf.
  4. This "Heaux To the Third Power" top I made for an ugly sweater party.
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    I was going for a Cajun "Ho, Ho, Ho," only no one could read my bead/glue-gun handwriting and it was a disaster.
  5. This wig.
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    I'm sorry.