What can I do to avoid a hospital stay?
  1. Pack everything you could possibly need for a week-long hospital stay.
  2. Complete four-hour, white-knuckle drive to hospital.
  3. Find out after appointment that you GET TO GO HOME!
    You have to come back next week, though. 💁
  4. Complete four-hour, white-knuckle drive home.
  5. Congratulations! You have successfully avoided hospital stay.
  6. 🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉