DONALD TRUMP'S STAMINA, PROBABLY:

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  1. Like this boat with a hundred boats stacked on top of it.
  2. Like this 4800-year old tree, but better looking
  3. Like a whole big flying plane-type of thing that can carry the weight of all these other plane thingies and yet still be in the air, all powerful and shit
  4. Like this beetle that can handle a dung ball a thousand times its body weight
    #goals
  5. Like going all night
  6. Like this truck powered by a jet engine
  7. Like Scrabble except it lasts forever
  8. Like a Sherpa, if the Sherpa didn't pay taxes