Inspired by @ListPrompts /keeping it practical
  1. My son NEEDS an appointment with his GI; you MUST email Dr. O directly do not call Central Scheduling bc they won't get you in until March. March?! HA!
  2. Seriously ⤴️ that's my number one and I will rise up out of my empty couples grave and haunt you like a hot-ass ghost if you don't comply.
  3. Please water my olive tree. But sparingly.
  4. The _______ ring is in the (color) ______ where I normally keep my_____________.
  5. I always loved you.