IF THIS WAS COMING TOWARD ME I WOULD JUST DIE (WARDROBE EDITION)

Clothing I don't want on my body. Inspired by @BWN_7 and @shanaz and @michael_circa91
  1. 1.
    Wrap dresses
    I don't trust them.
  2. 2.
    G-strings
    Shudder.
  3. 3.
    Mules
    If you only want to see half my foot, then you don't deserve me at my best.
  4. 4.
    Skirted Tankinis
    Not flattering.
  5. 5.
    Low-Riders
    There is no reason for this.
  6. 6.
    Spanx
    Can I live?
  7. 7.
    Mock Turtlenecks
    No one likes to be mocked.
  8. 8.
    Cashmere Sweaters
    Itchy.
  9. 9.
    Neck Ruffles
    No.
  10. 10.
    Crocs
    Never have I ever.
  11. 11.
    Ira Glass dressed as a dog.
    Take off the mask and let me see your face.