Clothing I don't want on my body. Inspired by @BWN_7 and @shanaz and @michael_circa91
  1. Wrap dresses
    Static
    I don't trust them.
  2. G-strings
    Static
    Shudder.
  3. Mules
    Static
    If you only want to see half my foot, then you don't deserve me at my best.
  4. Skirted Tankinis
    Static
    Not flattering.
  5. Low-Riders
    Static
    There is no reason for this.
  6. Spanx
    Static
    Can I live?
  7. Mock Turtlenecks
    Static
    No one likes to be mocked.
  8. Cashmere Sweaters
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    Itchy.
  9. Neck Ruffles
    Static
    No.
  10. Crocs
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    Never have I ever.
  11. Ira Glass dressed as a dog.
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    Take off the mask and let me see your face.