INEFFECTIVE SADNESS MITIGATION STRATEGIES
Fool me twice, etc.
- •Staying in bed all daythe worst
- •Not buying groceries
- •Cutting off all your hair⬆️ no longer exists
- •Listening to Rod Stewartdumb
- •See also: Roberta Flackno
- •Lying in the sun with your pant legs rolled up in makeshift bikini-bottom fashion and accepting a UPS package from this position.Hi, I'm crazy, where do I sign.
- •Selling things that make you happy because maybe money will make it betterfool! you will never be able to replace this African wax-print skirt made from real Vlisco hollandais, especially now that the market is flooded with low cost reproductions made in China
- •Binge-watching all five seasons of Big Love because what if this sadness is somehow related to Bill Paxtonit isn't