Why high-neck flannel sleepwear is the dead-sexiest sleepwear in the multiverse.
  1. It's not.
  2. I only wear it when I'm in Ohio and too lazy to open my suitcase that first night.
  3. And then I think, oh, what the hell, I'll just wear it for the rest of the trip.
  4. I know everyone is really concerned about this. It's something I'm working on. Okay, fine, I'm not working on it so much as aware of it.
  5. You should probably know that there is also a summer version.