MY 10-YEAR-OLD DAUGHTER'S MOST-USED EXPRESSIONS OF THE SUMMER, SO FAR

she is a precious angel I promise
  1. "Damn it feels good to be a gangster."
    No idea where she learned this, but she uses it correctly and I feel powerless to stop her.
  2. "That lady has BALLS."
    Never once has she used this in the proper context and I'm beginning to think she has no idea what it means, we'll probably have a "talk" about this tomorrow.
  3. "Well, run me over and call me dinner!"
    Less an exclamation of disbelief, more of a complaint about being mistreated, usually by me.
  4. "Oh, gosh." (said with an English accent)
    Fairly charming.
  5. JUST BECAUSE I'M IN MY BED, DOESN'T MEAN I'M GOING TO BED.
    Relatable.