MY DEGREES OF KEVIN BACON
- 1.This is my childhood neighbor, high-school sweetheart, and lifelong friend, Andy.Here we are, two youths in a photo booth.
- 3.He married Joelle Carter.When he introduced me to her, I was nine and a half months pregnant and wearing a pair of Hawaiian-print pants that remain the single biggest fashion regret of my life.
- 4.Joelle Carter has been in many films—for example, she was in American Pie 2 with Casey Affleck.I never saw this.
- 5.Casey Affleck was in Lemon Sky with Kevin Bacon.Didn't see this, either.
- 6.This gives me a Bacon Number of FOUR, and an AFFLECK NUMBER OF THREE. I have not met either of these men, however, and probably never will. I'm sure this has everything to do with the pants.