Here are some lefthanded compliments I've received, along with my reactions (reenacted). I don't know--maybe I'm just sensitive? YOU TELL ME. Or, don't.
  1. You may not *feel* like the most beautiful girl in the room--but I promise, you're the most engaging.
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    This is an actual text someone sent, while in the room with me. WHO HERE IS THE MOST BEAUTIFUL, THEN? WHO?!
  2. You're so photogenic.
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    Are you saying I look better in photos?
  3. Oh, I get it, you're the "real woman" in this fashion show!!
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    Is everyone else a robot?
  4. Well, you've always been unique.
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    What the actual eff.