Easily adaptable for any size party; also works for meetings/baby showers/wakes, etc.
  1. Know exactly where your granny nightgown is so you can put it on the second you come home from the party.
    Static
    if you wish to keep things festive, leave the earrings on
  2. When the host asks if you would like to take home the extra desserts, know how to answer.
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    leave the gun, take the tiny cannoli
  3. The End.
    yes, that's all there is