RANDOM,TROUBLESOME GEMS FROM TODAY'S PERUSAL THROUGH MY MIDDLE-SCHOOL SON'S INTERNET SEARCH HISTORY

  1. "how to carve a spear?"
  2. "How to Persuade People With Subconscious Techniques"
  3. "how do I access money from my Microsoft family account"
  4. "Wikihow: 5 ways to fake being sick."
    NEWSFLASH YOU ALREADY ARE SICK WITH A CHRONIC DISEASE FOR WHICH THERE IS NO CURE, IS THIS NOT ENOUGH?