REASONS MY SON HAD THE BEST DAY EVER, RANKED IN ⬇️ ORDER BY HOW MUCH ANGST THEY CAUSE ME, HIS MOTHER
I mean... I'm happy, I really am.
- 5."We waltzed."(it was a special day at school wherein they learned all the historical dances of Louisiana)
- 4."Then we two-stepped AND MY ARM WAS AROUND HER WAIST."
- 3."She told her friends I smell good, and then THEY told ME."
- 2."She leaned in really close and smelled me when we were dancing and that is probably how she knew."
- 1."My life will never be the same."