THE ONE THING FROM MARTHA STEWART'S MARCH 2016 CALENDAR THAT I WON'T BE ADDING TO MY OWN

  1. "Give Donkeys a Bath"
  2. The garden stuff? Yeah, okay. I get it. I'll even bake some soda bread.
  3. But donkeys? Please.
  4. When *my* donkeys get dirty, I don't mess around with a bath.
  5. I just get new ones.