Requested by @mallofamanda, sorry to leave you hanging. ❤️
  1. I want you to be yourself.
    I generally think there's a place for everyone in this world, unless you're a big fat jerk. In that case, YOU CAN HAVE A SEAT.
  2. I don't need other people to have a good time
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    Look at this photo of me dancing alone. I don't even know if you can get more adorable than rocking out by yourself in a denim jumpsuit and bustier on which you've hot-glued your own sequins.
  3. I think your wit is the best thing about you.
    Pretentious? No, thanks. I had a TOTO toilet once, too. Sense of humor? Always yes. Down to earth? Get over here! 👯
  4. Lots of hard angles
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    Gotta love a lady with a strong jaw, am I right? Related: for every good photo of me, there are at least 600 unflattering shots on the cutting room floor. Which is what I call my "Recently Deleted" album.
  5. I want to hear your stories, and I want you to feel safe telling me.
    I won't tell a soul. No, really. I take this more seriously than anyone I've ever met. Trust is a bottom-line issue for me.
  6. Extra long toes.
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    A little bit regal, a little bit emu.
  7. I take chances.
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    I once bought a piece of pound cake from a guy selling it out of a plastic beach bag in the Goodwill Shoe Department. It remains, to this day, the definitive pound cake experience of my life. P.S. I will also never turn down a human hamster ball.
  8. My Just Woke Up face
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    Passed this on to my daughter without even trying! This is cute, too: are you someone who needs an extra-long runway in the morning? With lots of coffee and minimal human interaction? SAME.
  9. I can eat an entire box of Nilla Wafers in one sitting.
    @clairewentthere has seen this happen IRL
  10. I think fun is important.
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    Sometimes that means going to the State Fair and not leaving until we're out of money. We'll get the cheesy airbrushed hats and I'll even let you assign me a ridiculous nickname.
  11. I'm not afraid to do hard things.
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    Like this Kung Fu class I took with a friend who'd been at it for almost two years. It's a big part of her life and I wanted to know more about what she loves. Truth: I almost threw up, several times--and in the process, gained a HUGE respect for the practice and my friend's badassedness.
  12. I smell good.
    You'll just have to take my word for it.
  13. I tell the people in my life exactly how I feel about them.
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    If you know, it's because I took your face in my hands and told you. Alternately, I wrote you a poem.
  14. I can say all fifty states in alphabetical order.
    Skillz.