THE REASONS I'M FUCKING ADORABLE

Requested by @mallofamanda, sorry to leave you hanging. ❤️
  1. 1.
    I want you to be yourself.
    I generally think there's a place for everyone in this world, unless you're a big fat jerk. In that case, YOU CAN HAVE A SEAT.
  2. 2.
    I don't need other people to have a good time
    Look at this photo of me dancing alone. I don't even know if you can get more adorable than rocking out by yourself in a denim jumpsuit and bustier on which you've hot-glued your own sequins.
  3. 3.
    I think your wit is the best thing about you.
    Pretentious? No, thanks. I had a TOTO toilet once, too. Sense of humor? Always yes. Down to earth? Get over here! 👯
  4. 4.
    Lots of hard angles
    Gotta love a lady with a strong jaw, am I right? Related: for every good photo of me, there are at least 600 unflattering shots on the cutting room floor. Which is what I call my "Recently Deleted" album.
  5. 5.
    I want to hear your stories, and I want you to feel safe telling me.
    I won't tell a soul. No, really. I take this more seriously than anyone I've ever met. Trust is a bottom-line issue for me.
  6. 6.
    Extra long toes.
    A little bit regal, a little bit emu.
  7. 7.
    I take chances.
    I once bought a piece of pound cake from a guy selling it out of a plastic beach bag in the Goodwill Shoe Department. It remains, to this day, the definitive pound cake experience of my life. P.S. I will also never turn down a human hamster ball.
  8. 8.
    My Just Woke Up face
    Passed this on to my daughter without even trying! This is cute, too: are you someone who needs an extra-long runway in the morning? With lots of coffee and minimal human interaction? SAME.
  9. 9.
    I can eat an entire box of Nilla Wafers in one sitting.
    @clairewentthere has seen this happen IRL
  10. 10.
    I think fun is important.
    Sometimes that means going to the State Fair and not leaving until we're out of money. We'll get the cheesy airbrushed hats and I'll even let you assign me a ridiculous nickname.
  11. 11.
    I'm not afraid to do hard things.
    Like this Kung Fu class I took with a friend who'd been at it for almost two years. It's a big part of her life and I wanted to know more about what she loves. Truth: I almost threw up, several times--and in the process, gained a HUGE respect for the practice and my friend's badassedness.
  12. 12.
    I smell good.
    You'll just have to take my word for it.
  13. 13.
    I tell the people in my life exactly how I feel about them.
    If you know, it's because I took your face in my hands and told you. Alternately, I wrote you a poem.
  14. 14.
    I can say all fifty states in alphabetical order.
    Skillz.