THINGS I BROUGHT TO THE POOL TODAY PLUS ONE THING I DIDN'T

  1. Three types of sunscreen
  2. Cans of La Croix + quarters for large cups of ice from the snack bar
  3. A hat
  4. A stack of magazines
  5. Two innertubes
  6. Mini sandwiches on pretzel buns
  7. Single serve guacamole cups
  8. Tortilla Chips
  9. Nectarines
  10. Blueberries
  11. Tiny Cucumbers
  12. Chocolate chip cookies
  13. Goggles
  14. Sunglasses
  15. A beach towel for each person
  16. Plastic plates
  17. Napkins
  18. My phone
  19. My children
  20. My A-Game
  21. Tylenol
  22. AND HERE IS WHAT I FORGOT
  23. MY SWIMSUIT
  24. I LEFT THE HOUSE IN A BLACK SUNDRESS
  25. 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥
  26. ☀️☀️☀️☀️☀️☀️☀️☀️☀️☀️
  27. nbd just roasting over here and googling "creative ways to turn a dress into swimwear"
    can I live