THINGS I'VE SAID TO MY KIDS THAT, WHEN TAKEN OUT OF CONTEXT, MAKE ME SEEM LIKE A HORRIBLE PARENT
Monday Morning All-Skate: ADD YOUR OWN!
- •Don't worry. There'll be other roadkill.
- •Put the prop cigarettes AWAAAAAYY. You can pretend to smoke at home.
- •Fun?! I'm fun! Remember when I took you guys to the hot sauce factory?
- •This isn't candy. It's medicine.
- •This isn't medicine. It's candy.
- •It's time to go. You can rob the store another time.Suggested by @heatherv