THINGS I'VE SAID TO MY KIDS THAT, WHEN TAKEN OUT OF CONTEXT, MAKE ME SEEM LIKE A HORRIBLE PARENT

Monday Morning All-Skate: ADD YOUR OWN!
  1. Don't worry. There'll be other roadkill.
  2. Put the prop cigarettes AWAAAAAYY. You can pretend to smoke at home.
  3. Fun?! I'm fun! Remember when I took you guys to the hot sauce factory?
  4. This isn't candy. It's medicine.
  5. This isn't medicine. It's candy.
  6. It's time to go. You can rob the store another time.
    Suggested by   @heatherv