THINGS OTHER MOMS BROUGHT WITH THEM TO THIS DANCE RECITAL THAT I DIDN'T

  1. Pop-Up Dressing Room
  2. Cot so their child could take naps during the all-day dress rehearsal
  3. Rolling rack to hang costumes
    I tried to hang ours but was told it was a "personal rack." 👀
  4. Personalized bedazzled star to designate their child's "area"
    We just sort of sat down in the middle
  5. Laminated schedule
    Someone had an extra and gave me theirs but I lost that one, too.
  6. SATIN BATHROBE WITH DANCER'S NAME EMBROIDERED ON THE BACK OH MY GOSH
  7. Bouquet of flowers to congratulate their dancer
  8. Bouquet of candy to congratulate their dancer
  9. Balloon to congratulate their dancer
  10. The matching headpiece that goes with their dancer's costume, not the one I literally had to make from a strip of material I cut from her tutu plus some actual rose petals from the aforementioned flowers.
  11. Cooler full of food
  12. Fancy water bottles
  13. Enough bobby pins
  14. 100 different colors of eyeshadow and lip gloss
  15. An effing clue