THINGS YOU CAN'T DO

FYI
  1. You can't tell someone to stop singing hymns when they've come to help you get your children to school.
  2. You can't clap passive-aggressively from your bed after one hymn and shout in your creaky morning voice OKAY, THANKS, THAT WAS GREAT, PLEASE LEAVE, because then your head will hurt even more AND you will seem ungrateful.
  3. You can't for instance yell PLEASE STOP DO YOU KNOW EVEN WHY YOU ARE HERE IT IS BECAUSE THE RIGHT SIDE OF MY HEAD IS THROBBING AND I CANT STAND UP IT IS NOT FOR A HYMN-SING, BYE.
  4. You have to be nice when people help you. This is the way it works.