THIS CHILD'S LIST OF RULES FOR HER WOULD-BE BOYFRIEND NOAH THAT I COULD MAYBE USE IN MY ADULT LIFE
Have you seen this news-item yet? From Zöe, to Noah.
- •"Do not get behind me with all that playing and foolishness."(Don't get behind me at all)
- •"Do not speak to me ever, unless it's a greeting, which will be never."
- •"I have a short temper with people and you ruin my day because you play 2 much."
- •"You like me but I don't like you I'm 2 young!"
- •* IF YOU BREAK ANY OF THESE RULES I'M CALLING MY DAD, MY MOM'S FRIEND, MY FAKE MOM, AND A JANITOR I KNOW."
- •"If you ruin my day I'm going to have to go to counseling."