THOUGHTS I HAD WHILE READING LIZ DONEHUE'S "SEX TOYS ARSENAL LIST" IN THE FIVE GUYS' PARKING LOT
I just don't think I can manage all these accessories, @lizdonehue
- •I already have issues with accessories. Like, I usually just wear either earrings or a necklace but never both. Unless it's part of a costume or a "look." I guess a bangle is always ok. Are bangles on this list?
- •What even IS a ballgag? And why do I keep reading it as "ballBAG?"
- •How would I even keep track of any of this stuff? Has she seen my email inbox?
- •I mean, the last time I went on a hike, I didn't even bring water, and half of my outfit was pajamas. Equipment has never been my specialty.
- •In fact, when I told my friend how ill-prepared I'd been for this particular hike, she narrowed her eyes at me and said "you wore your fashion boots, didn't you?"
- •See what I mean?
- •Ok, I have ONE thing on this list. Could I just show up, like, with my open mind?
- •What about this nightgown? LOL 👀
- •OMG there's a ballgag that looks like a cheeseburger
- •I'm eating a cheeseburger.
- •Is this phone taking my picture?