THREE THINGS ABOUT MY DAUGHTER
At the moment.
- •When offered a slice of pizza from a half-cheese/half-pepperoni pie, she wants a piece of pepperoni, but WITHOUT THE PEPPERONI. "Don't you just want a slice of cheese pizza?" No. She wants a slice of pepperoni pizza, with the pepperoni taken off.
- •Has a habit of ending difficult/stern conversations by throwing her hands in the air and saying "If the shoe fits!" And then backing out of the room. Note that "if the shoe fits" is usually completely irrelevant to the topic being discussed.
- •Refers to her bedroom as her "Man Cave." Air quotes included.