TONIGHT IN PARENTING: "HEY MOM, WHICH PHOTO OF US DO YOU LIKE BEST FOR MY MOTHER'S DAY INSTAGRAM?"

-gone are the days of the handprint butterfly-
  1. Pros: beachy hair, Cons: land of a thousand chins. Also-we look like we're up to no good.
    "Two of us riding nowhere, spending someone's hard-earned pay." Remember this song?
  2. I'm not sure what *you're* doing here, but this is my "try hard" face. Which works—because I AM trying hard. This gig, man...it's no joke.
    Your job is just as tough, though. I know this.
  3. How did you even grow up? Do you look like me? Do you *like* me? Get this: I don't always like you. OR me. But love is another thing altogether.
    So very different from like. Aren't we lucky to be learning this together? Say yes and I'll make my own pancakes tomorrow. ❤️