TONIGHT, PARENTING IS:
- •...participating in a funeral for a tiny, hedgehog-shaped eraser named Strawberry.The deceased was later found in the couch cushions.
- •...being asked if you have ever "tried propane?"I think she meant cocaine.
- •...denying accusations of having had plastic surgery"But your hands are like silk, Mom! And you don't even have wrinkles on your forehead. What is your secret to not looking like a grandmother?" 👀 Ummm, not having grandkids?