Inspired by @ListPrompts
  1. I would not have agreed to dress up as a DEER for this weekend's costume ball.
  2. I already feel like a deer in my regular life.
  3. And who wants to wear brown to a party?
  4. It's Carnival Season, and I'd like to go as something wild and dangerous.
  5. With props. Like maybe a scepter, or gold snakes in my hair. A cape. A cigarette.
  6. Oh, deer. 😩