WHEN THE SPIRIT OF TRAVIS BICKLE ENTERS YOUR BODY

  1. And you are in the supermarket parking lot, and some random guy just gives you the big stink eye, WITH A SNARL.
  2. You won't take time to wonder if it is your holey jeans? Your old tee shirt? Your sweater that might look like a robe? Your effortless bedhead? Your joie de vivre?
  3. YOU WON'T CONSIDER THAT MAYBE HE IS JEALOUS OF YOUR SILVER HONDA
  4. You will just shout "Are you talkin' to me?" And carry on with your life.
  5. Except then you will realize you forgot your wallet at the grocery store coffee counter and you will run inside in abject panic in order to retrieve it before someone takes your FREQUENT SMOOTHIE CARD which is only seven punches away from being good for one free smoothie or juice of your choice!
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  6. ⬆️ And this is when you will know Travis has left the building.
  7. And you can carry on with your regularly scheduled life.