1. Your dad takes splinters out of your feet
    Static
  2. Saturday morning = pancakes
    Static
  3. You have to do chores
    Static
    Mine are all plant-related
  4. Gaming opportunities are endless
    Static
    Bananagrams, Crazy Eights, Scrabble, Tripoley
  5. Come home late and people worry
    Static
  6. Go to bed early and people worry
    Static
  7. People worry
  8. Because even though you're this:
    Static
  9. They still think you're this:
    Static