WHEN YOU'RE A THIRTY-SOMETHING WOMAN SPENDING THE SUMMER WITH YOUR PARENTS

  1. Your dad takes splinters out of your feet
  2. Saturday morning = pancakes
  3. You have to do chores
    Mine are all plant-related
  4. Gaming opportunities are endless
    Bananagrams, Crazy Eights, Scrabble, Tripoley
  5. Come home late and people worry
  6. Go to bed early and people worry
  7. People worry
  8. Because even though you're this:
  9. They still think you're this: