WHOLE FOODS, STAY OUT OF MY UTERUS

When grocery shopping becomes too intimate. TOO FAR, John Mackey!
  1. I'll believe it when I see it. I mean feel it.
  2. I'm all for striking while the iron's hot, but...whenever? WHENEVER?! Of course you'd say "whenever." Pig.
  3. Step away from my Cycle.
  4. Nice play on words, WF. But also super-creepy because what I *really* want is some toast, not your love-child.
  5. *I'm* fine with my melons, maybe it's you who wants more?
  6. Stop with the seeds, already. And B.T. dubs, "seeded spelt" sounds a little Old Testament-y and also really uncomfortable.
  7. Speaking of uncomfortable, ⬆️ can we not?