WHY I'M NOT A "RECOMMENDED FOLLOW"
it's out of love, i know it is
- •It's because back in October, when I first got here,pretty much exactly how it happened
- •I wrote this one list that was, like....very simple, and about my life.Oh, wait—it was November. You can find it here: LITERALLY THE BEST TEXT YOU CAN RECEIVE FROM YOUR SON WHO IS AT THE MIDDLE SCHOOL DANCE
- •And yet, people really went nuts for itB-A-N-A-N-A-S
- •And I know lots of y'all have been talking about your phones blowing up with new followers. But in the span of a few hours,
- •This happened.
- •And, eventually, this.
- •It was exciting but also freaky and I actually turned off my phone for the night because I am a delicate creature and needed time to process my newfound fame.Who am I?
- •My delicateness.
- •So they made a group decision to keep me safe.
- •Protected from the stress of too many followers.Can you hear me?
- •Like Rapunzel, in a tower.Hellooooo!
- •They still let me list from the tower (/bubble), obviously.They even let me "trend."
- •But only if I wear this dress.
- •I won't wear the wig, though.Too far, guys. Too far.
- •So, anyway, in case you wondered.
- •This is for my own protection.
- •Because....Li.st Cares™❤️