WORKING ON OUR DELIVERY

  1. Winnie: Mommy
  2. Me: Yes?
  3. Winnie: I'm going to tell you a joke; it's a knock-knock joke.
  4. For the purposes of this joke, I'm going to say "knock-knock," and you're going to say "who's there?"
  5. And then I'm going to say "not your," but for the purposes of this joke, I'm going to say "nacho,"
  6. But what I'm really saying is "NOT YOUR." Okay?
  7. Me: Okay.
  8. Winnie: Are you ready?
  9. Me: Yes.
  10. Winnie: Knock-knock
  11. Me: Who's There?
  12. Winnie: Nacho (then in a stage whisper, "BUT WHAT I'M REALLY SAYING IS NOT YOUR!!!")
  13. Me: Nacho who?
  14. Winnie: NOT YOUR REGULAR JOKE!!
  15. Then, she screamed with laughter and ran down the hallway.