Things My Parents Have Actually Said

  1. The Mayans were assholes
  2. (About the dog having eaten) She told me she didn't! She's such a liar
  3. What are we drinking?
  4. Is it too early to start drinking?
  5. What is Lady Gaga's real name? Is she Jewish?
  6. Lyle Wayne (lil Wayne)
  7. What is side boob?