In lieu of a list of actual guys I've actually slept with, ok @bjnovak?
  1. Foreign country vacation D
  2. Domestic vacation D
  3. Boyfriend D
  4. Rebound D
  5. "Just friends" D
  6. Home for the holidays/high school reunion D
  7. Forbidden D
  8. Ex-boyfriend D
  9. This is never gonna work, we're too different, but knowing that, shit, might as well D
  10. 1:48 am club closin' D
  11. I'm going through a selfish phase right now, ok? D
  12. Is this a thing? Are we, like, together, or no? D
  13. Ughhhh...fine D