THE D, RANKED

In lieu of a list of actual guys I've actually slept with, ok @bjnovak?
  1. 1.
    Foreign country vacation D
  2. 2.
    Domestic vacation D
  3. 3.
    Boyfriend D
  4. 4.
    Rebound D
  5. 5.
    "Just friends" D
  6. 6.
    Home for the holidays/high school reunion D
  7. 7.
    Forbidden D
  8. 8.
    Ex-boyfriend D
  9. 9.
    This is never gonna work, we're too different, but knowing that, shit, might as well D
  10. 10.
    1:48 am club closin' D
  11. 11.
    I'm going through a selfish phase right now, ok? D
  12. 12.
    Is this a thing? Are we, like, together, or no? D
  13. 13.
    Ughhhh...fine D