March 5. Huge snowstorm. NBD.
  1. "Accidentally" get "snowed in" with "bae".
    Baby it's cold outside. Also, "Broad City" counts as bae.
  2. More hot alcohol!
    Hot Toddys! Mulled Wine! Hot Chocolate White Russian! Any alcohol in any warm drink!
  3. Take a walk in your expensive-ass snow boots that you bought for this very moment!
    Kick snowdrifts! Do the Snoopy dance in slush! Scream "I AM IMPENETRABLE!" at the top of your lungs!
  4. Steal a sled from a kid and take over the hill.
    You're bigger than them. You got this.
  5. Use all your snow emojis!
    ⛄️❄️⛄️❄️⛄️❄️I guess there's just two. Huh.
  6. Watch your co-workers who moved here from L.A. with big dreams of bright lights and city life slowly harden and grow more cynical with each day.
    They don't call it the Beast Coast for nuthin.
  7. Weep. Weep, for this wretched, white hell is all you will ever know.
    Yikes, that one just kinda slipped out.