WAYS TO SKIN A CAT

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  1. Reeeeaaal slow like, see?
  2. With a passive-aggressive post-it note
  3. Scare the shit out of him (he'll jump right out, this works)
  4. With a Williams-Sonoma cat-skinner
  5. With a flick of the wrist, like taking a tablecloth off of a set table
  6. Venus triple lady razor, the ones with the lotion strip built right in