1. Independence Day - Martina McBride
    Sry domestic abuse isn't cool gotta fix this brb
  2. Fancy - Reba McEntire
    Just gotta whore my daughter off real quick brb
  3. No One Needs To Know - Shania Twain
    I'm going to trap you and we're going to have children brb
  4. Friends In Low Places - Garth Brooks
    I'm trashy as fuck thanks for the invite brb I spilled nachos all over
  5. Girl In A Country Song - Maddie & Tae
    Sry gotta protest these backward gender roles in this genre brb
  6. Before He Cheats - Carrie Underwood
    I'm crazy and I tore your car up real bad brb
  7. 9 to 5 - Dolly Parton
    This is exhausting brb
  8. Waiting For Daylight - Rascall Flats
    Everything is depressing why did you leave me oh wait is that a flawless three part harmony? brb
  9. My Mistake - Cam
    Let's have a one night stand hey is that beer brb
  10. Cold Day In July - Dixie Chicks
    You're a terrible human and everything I believe in has been shattered oh brb there are a bunch of laughing children everywhere
  11. The Gambler - Kenny Rogers
    I have a philosophy and a problem brb they have penny slots
  12. Born to Fly - Sara Evans
    GET ME OUTTA HERE BRB I have to go care for some dead weight or whatever else is keeping me stuck in life
  13. How Do You Like Me Now - Toby Keith
    I used to be a dork but now I'm rich brb just kidding I'm leaving forever