THINGS HEALERS HAVE SAID TO ME
I seek out alternative health care and healers based in all practices. Everyone means well (with the exception of one intuitive who was a real swindler)! Full disclosure: on my way to a doc now who will teach me to inject homeopathic remedies with a needle & also IV Ozone. The list continues.
- •"There's a man holding a glass of wine who is very present with us right now."Oh. He dead?
- •"Your left kidney is very energetic."Thank you!
- •"I can feel you feel me in your bones."Are we doing it right now?
- •"You won't feel better until 2017."Fantastic!
- •"I died as a child so now I can see your energy."Two people had this story. One was a hypnotherapist and the other practices Alphabiotics.
- •"You need to eat more okra."That sounds practical!
- •"What is your bladder's name?"I said Deirdre.
- •"Your thymus is slumpy."Embarrassing!
- •"Which way are your sphincters turning?"You tell me, baby.
- •"You let the evil forces in."Ok do I need an exorcism or Luke Skywalker?
- •"I was hit by a truck but when I started gardening my body miraculously healed."Oh so all that surgery and therapy didn't do it? (And then I started gardening.)
- •"Everything everyone has told you is wrong."Correct.
- •"You need to spend more time moonbathing naked."Uh huh. (Ps I was 18 and totally followed his advice, tho I'm pretty sure this 50 y o male healer was hoping I'd do it in his presence.)Suggested by @lilydiamond