THINGS I RECENTLY PUT ON MY FACE
I put these things on my face to see if they made me look better.
- •Frozen blueberriesI defrosted them. Apparently the antioxidants make you look nice. I smelled good and attracted several dogs.
- •Greek YogurtThis one was a bad smell. Lactic acid works to peel your skin off your face. I looked like one of the lizard skin people on Game of Thrones.
- •Raw honeyBad idea to go outside with this on your face.
- •CoffeeAlso not great to be around humans with this on your face.
- •AvocadoThis is my favorite. You get to very lazily lick guacamole off your face and say "fatty acids" to anyone who asks. FaTtY aCiDs.
- •Baking soda and lemonThis kind of stings but the good news is you can multi-task and clean your whole house with your face if you want to.