THINGS I FIND IN OLD PURSES

It's like finding a hidden treasure except instead of treasure it's useless junk.
  1. A strange metal ball
    I literally have no idea what this is
  2. So many tampons
  3. A coupon booklet that expired May 2014
  4. 36 cents
  5. Perfume
  6. Midol
    Definitely expired
  7. Hotel room key
    Also is no longer useful