HIGHLIGHTS FROM THIS TINDER GROUPCHAT I DID NOT WANT TO BE IN

Is anyone even out there to read this???
  1. Priorities
    Where the fuck is Mike
  2. Goal-oriented as shit
  3. A brief moment of genuine human connection
  4. Perfect gif usage
    I still don't know what "this" was supposed to be but I think it was an orgy?
  5. Mass hysteria
  6. Never underestimate my ability to redirect a convo to Gilmore Girls
  7. A peaceful parting of ways
  8. End scene.