I NEED A SOCIAL VERSION OF GOOGLE

SOS please someone help me
  1. Like a Google that you can ask things like "do my coworkers really like me or are they just being nice"
  2. Or like "is my parents anniversary this week or next week"
  3. But most importantly
  4. IS THIS A DATE OR A CASUAL HANG OUT. AND HOW DO I DRESS FOR IT
  5. HELP