Inspired by @aus10
  1. I know nothing about sports so this should be fun!!!
  2. Also I'm from New England and we're very territorial about our sports teams!!!
  3. Dallas Cowboys
    I have no clue if they're good or not but my ex-fiancé really liked them so like I think by law I'm required to hate them now??
  4. Miami Dolphins
    Idk why but I assume that their being named after dolphins makes them responsible for negative things that affect dolphins like trash in the ocean and stuff. Why does my brain work like this??
  5. Yankees
    I'm from Boston I think if I didn't include this I'd be shot or something
  6. Washington Wizards
    Why couldn't you pick an animal like everybody else
  7. Los Angeles Lakers
    See above