REASONS I RELATE TO THE 3-YEAR-OLD IN THE BOOTH ACROSS FROM ME AT THIS TEXAS ROADHOUSE

  1. He stuck a chicken strip up against his lip but didn't bite it or anything. He just inhaled it really deep.
  2. He is always singing, just at various volumes
  3. He will not stop moving!!!
  4. He just yelled "I WANT TO GO HOME"
  5. His mom said "I just need a few more minutes" and he screamed "NO!!"
  6. He seems really tired