SILLY THINGS I HAVE CRIED OVER
I'm a crier. I love crying. I find it empowering. Fuck with me.
- •I almost knocked over my milk carton.The moment of anxiety I had when my milk was in gravitational limbo was akin to the moment when you realize that you've reclined too far back in a chair. I was so relieved when the milk returned to its resting position that I just started crying
- •My boyfriend remembered how I liked my coffeeI just thought it was really sweet but he got so concerned about me that he had to pull over
- •I had to use the bathroomAll I have to say about this one is that I was really tired.
- •I was really proud of Perry Cox from ScrubsI was not watching Scrubs when I cried about this
- •My boss told me I didn't have to come in to workThis was at my last job. If that happened at my current job I would probably still cry but out of sadness rather than joy
- •My salad was just really good
- •A little girl drew me a pictureI always cry when this happens because they just work SO HARD on their little drawings and I love them.
- •I didn't want to go to school and leave my dogI'm talking about high school. I was going to see my dog again in like 5 hours.