I read this article in Cosmo this morning but it was ALL WRONG so I needed to correct it
  1. Rapunzel's Dress
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    Coachella vibes. Cute details. Did not think this was going to be first on my list (Jasmine is my fav princess) but here we are.
  2. Belle's Evening Dress
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    A CLASSIC.
  3. Ariel's sparkly dress
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    I would wear that shit. That dress is HOT.
  4. Jasmine's Jafar Dress
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    Red is a much better color for her than blue. Why was she in blue for pretty much the whole movie??
  5. Ariel's Pink Dinner Gown
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    I wanted this dress so damn bad when I was a kid
  6. Elsa's Ice Castle Dress
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    It's cute but Ariel kind of already did the sparkly thing
  7. Jasmine's Day Dress
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    I might be biased here
  8. Ariel's Mermaid Outfit
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    It's cute
  9. Meg's Day Dress
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    I would wear something similar to this today.
  10. Pocahontas' Day Dress
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    This is wicked cute. Also I cropped her forehead out so I could ask y'all WTF is happening to her ankle in this pic?? Looks bad.
  11. Briar Rose's Finger-Pricking Dress
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    This is a LOOK
  12. Tiana's Magic Dress
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    I'm just not impressed with this. It's not BAD I'm just not in love with it.
  13. Cinderella's Magic Dress
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    I feel the same way about this one
  14. Belle's Day Dress
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    This is cute but I respect that it's not as glamorous as some of the above dresses
  15. Merida's Day Dress
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    There's nothing wrong with this it just doesn't impress me
  16. This is cute!!! But this waistline works for virtually no one
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  17. Ariel's Day Dress
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    Cute but I don't think that this is the right way to do "layering"
  18. Jasmine's Peasant Dress
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    Princess Jasmine invented shabby chic
  19. Belle's Outdoor Wear
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    If she really wanted to be warm she would've found something with sleeves
  20. Alice's Day Dress
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    Belle but less cute
  21. Anna's Winter Gear
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    So many different colors
  22. Ariel's Makeshift Dress
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    She knew enough to put a waist on it and I'm proud of her for that
  23. Mulan's Crime-Fighting Clothes
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    Cute but I feel like this outfit would realistically not function the way she needs it to
  24. Jasmine's Wedding Outfit
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    Red and blue are Jasmine's colors. Red+Blue= NOT JASMINE'S COLOR
  25. Cinderella's Work Clothes
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    Listen I get that she had limited resources but these colors don't match at all
  26. Mulan's Training Clothes
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    For dude clothes, she makes it work
  27. Anna's Almost-Wedding Ensemble
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    Astro turf is barely a good idea for actual grassy spaces
  28. Ariel's Wedding Dress
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    Wtf is up with those sleeves girl
  29. Briar Rose's Day Dress
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    Those maroon stockings are really rubbing me the wrong way
  30. Cinderella's Ball Dress
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    WTF IS UP WITH THOSE GIANT BOWS. DO U WANT THE PRINCE TO THINK UR 6 YEARS OLD
  31. Cinderella's Ball Dress, revisited
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    At least this one has some off-the-shoulder action
  32. Ariel's Nightgown
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    There's no way those cuffed sleeves are comfy enough for sleeping
  33. Snow White's Day Dress
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    The collar, the cape, the cap sleeves... Need I say more?
  34. Briar Rose's Birthday Dress
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    I mean we all know that stains are bad
  35. Cinderella's Nightgown
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    Shapeless, seems really tight around the neck, generally just very bad
  36. Whatever the fuck this thing is from Alice in Wonderland
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    Literally this wasn't the last one in Cosmo why????