THINGS I WOULD BUY AT THE GROCERY STORE IF NUTRITION WAS A NON-ISSUE
Alternatively titled "the grocery list that kid-you thought you would have when they realized adults can eat whatever they want."
- •GelatoMainly Sea Salt Caramel from Talenti but I am willing to throw some other flavors in the mix here.
- •CroutonsI could honestly eat croutons like potato chips for the rest of my life and probably be cool with it.
- •GuacamoleTo be honest, I'd probably actually get this from chipotle and pay for a burrito bowl filled with guac. #worthit
- •PopcornThe kind you pop in a pan tho, that's the good shit
- •Whole MilkI wasn't allowed to have this as a child and kid-me used to literally dream about whole milk
- •Chicken NuggetsAm I using chicken nuggets to rationalize my obsession with honey mustard, or am I using honey mustard to rationalize my obsession with chicken nuggets???
- •Apple SauceApple sauce is just really good