TODAY IS TRYING TO KILL MY FAMILY AND IT'S ONLY 7AM: A CHRONOLOGICAL LIST OF MY MORNING

  1. I wake up and still have the worst cough I've ever heard
    Technically this didn't just happen today but it is a part of today.
  2. My mom's work shoes aren't dry from being washed on Friday night
    So she put them in the dryer nbd. I should add that my mom is a nurse so good shoes are important.
  3. They make noise loud enough to drown out my cough
    So my dad tells her to put a blanket or something in there to quiet them down
  4. My mom puts in a towel and my work jacket, which has a piece of chocolate in it
  5. There's chocolate EVERYWHERE
  6. Mom has to go to work in different shoes. She leaves for work
  7. AND HER CAR GETS HIT BY A FUCKING TRACTOR TRAILER TWO MILES FROM OUR HOUSE. SHE HADN'T EVEN MADE IT TO THE HIGHWAY YET.
    She's okay thank god!!!!!
  8. I have been awake for less than an hour.
  9. I will continue to update as today progressively gets worse.
  10. Happy Monday 🎉
  11. UPDATE: the 18-wheeler that hit my mom LITERALLY DROVE OFF and my mom CHASED HIM TO GET A PARTIAL PLATE
    Basically she's a bad-ass